Bribes My Family Made

for seven pairs of jeans     you get a maid
for information    you get sex                         for sex
six cigarettes       a can of caviar
for comic books   a flask of French perfume  

for information    you get sex         for sex
you get a Polish ham    a handyman
for Superman    a flacon of French perfume
a hand grenade      and dollar bills will buy

a Polish ham     a Polish handyman
a one-way limousine to West Berlin
a hand job on the way          or dollars buy
your pick of concerts at the Opera House

no questions     gets you straight to West Berlin
for peep shows on the dirty side of town
you get the front row at the Opera House
a magnum of our finest pink champagne

for peep shows     topless dancers    XXX
you get your passport and your visa stamped 
this magnum of our finest pink champagne
can ship your favorite secret to the States

you get your passport and your visa stamped 
for cigarettes                                        six cans of caviar
can get one secret smuggled to the States
for seven maids     you get a pair of jeans


by Jehanne Dubrow