Plants not only generate our oxygen, they also capture traffic jams of C O2; useless when we are killing trees and burning fossil sunshine. Limestone rocks can confirm that coral reefs will store more carbon in their skeletons than a year’s supply of oil; pointless when we keep finding ways to spoil their pretty polyps. We have left this garden to rot and now it’s time to make a stand, take matters into our hands to save the world: so give all virile boys fertile girls, pack them full of vitamin E and grant them privacy; focus all research by edict on eliminating infant deaths; only succor female babies; cancel medical support for the aged - in fact, euthanize any relict over 50; ban cremation; be efficient and bury the dead quickly in welded casks from recycled bicycles (methane has the highest Global Warming Coefficient). In other words, since we are 18% carbon, we can set ourselves a goal of trapping CO2 as human coal. If no one breathes and all our waste is sent down drilled disposal wells, we can create a balanced pace of death to build a future where people’s lives are truly carbon-neutral. We call this Earth’s Sustainable Burial Rate. by Lew Watts |
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